24 HOURS IN STEVIE CHALLENGE!!! (GONE WRONG)
by Xander Mroczek
WHAT UP SQUAD!!! Welcome back to another B-B-BANGER BLOG from none other than BROBIE777!!! Today, we are doing the NOTORIOUS 24 HOURS IN STEVIE CHALLENGE!!! This shits gonna be CRAZY!!!! For backup and emotional support, I'm bringing my friend JAMES with me!!! He’s WILD!!!!! We’re going to head over there at 7:30 AM SHARP!! STAY POSTED!
I’d also like to take a moment to plug my NEW MERCH!!! NEW T-SHIRTS!!! Since I don't have a professional manufacturer, I can only make 5!!! DM ME IF U WANT ONE U GOTTA COME GET IT IDK HOW TO DO DELIVERY!!!
7:30 AM: ME AND JAMES PULLED UP TO STEVIE!!! WE LIT!!! WE TRIED TO HYPE UP THE CROWD BUT NOBODY CARED!!! THATS OK WE STILL LIT!!!
8:00 AM: Me and James sat down to eat our grub!!! We got a seat by the window so at least we catching sum rays!!! THIS BREAKFAST LOOK GAS BRUH!!!!
8:34 AM: Fam something in that breakfast didn't sit right with me my stomach is grumbling like crazy. Im bouta head to the bathroom. I'll update yall when I'm out.
10:47 AM: Holy shit. Literally LMAO!!!! On a serious note I think I really fucked up the plumbing of this building.
10:49 AM: Met back up w/ James. We are gonna play rock paper scissors until lunch.
12:13 PM: Bad news. James won 563-512. Good news, LUNCH IS OUT!!!! TIME TO FILL UP THE PLATE!!!
1:10 PM: James gave me a stupendous idea for something we could do to pass the time. You know those conveyer belts you put your dirty plates on? JAMES IS GONNA GO IN THERE!!! I am going to run over to the conveyer belt carrying James like a battering ram, and shove him in. The plan will be enacted in 2 minutes.
1:48 PM: IT WORKED!! HES IN!!! Now I just have to wait for him to come back.
2:00 PM: It's been about 12 minutes. James is still not back.
2:15 PM: 15 more minutes have passed. No sign of James.
2:45 PM: I'm getting worried. I've been stress eating red velvet cookies for the past ten minutes. Where could he have possibly gone???
3:15 PM: HE'S BACK!!! He told me that he was just having a really nice conversation with the dish cleaners, and decided to help out. What a kind soul.
4:30 PM: I don't think this is James. We’ve been talking for a little more than an hour now, and something is not right at all. It looks like the light has left his eyes. I don't know what happened while he was back there, but he definitely was not cleaning dishes.
4:31 PM: Another thing, I asked him if he wanted to play rock paper scissors and he said yes, but it was a hesitant yes.
4:32 PM: It's time for dinner. I don’t really have much of an appetite anymore but I’m sticking this out for y’all.
4:47 PM: I got pizza. James got a single crouton. I have a pit in my stomach.
5:02 PM: SOMEONE PUT A LURE MODULE ON THE POKESTOP HERE!!! LFG!!!! I'M LOCKED IN!!!
6:36 PM: It's getting late. Me and James had a conversation about who we think the Oberlin Pisser is, and I noticed he didn't blink the entire time. I think I'm going to get some sleep before late night dining.
9:17 PM: I woke up. James is gone. Everyone is gone. We’re 17 minutes into late night dining, you would think there would be more people. Anyways, I'm gonna TEAR UP some mozzarella sticks.
9:32 PM: I bit into my mozzarella stick and it was red. Is this normal? Lmk.
10:07 PM: James came back. He sat down with a container full of mozzarella sticks. He didn't seem to notice the color difference. Is this normal? Lmk.
11:01 PM: Late night dining just ended, and all the lights shut off immediately. I thought this part would be more of a challenge, but nobody kicked us out.
11:59 PM: James has been repeating the same sentence over and over again in Latin. I googled it, and he's saying “ The innocent lamb's blood drips down onto the creature's tongue." Is this normal? Lmk.
12:00 AM: Someone is walking up the stairs. Genuinely what the HELL is going on at Stevie. I booked it to a hiding spot. James followed me. I'm trying to get a good look at who's walking around but it's difficult.
12:22 AM: ITS FUCKING YEOBIE. THE NON BINARY ALBINO SQUIRREL IS WALKING AROUND STEVIE RN, AND THAT SHIT IS NOT A MASCOT COSTUME, ITS A FULL DEMON SQUIRREL.
2:13 AM: The sounds of footsteps get closer and closer every so often, but I have not been found. James is still next to me. But I know that's not James.
2:15 AM: On the bright side, this is great content.
2:16 AM: On the downside, I don't think I will recover from this experience.
3:02 AM: Whoever was next to me is gone. The footsteps have stopped. I knew I should have gone to ASU.
3:33 AM: James is dead. I peeked out only to see Yeobie eating him. I think he has been dead ever since I battering rammed him into the dish cleaning section.
4:07 AM: The haunting hour is over. The chewing has stopped. I peeked out to see the aftermath, and all that remains of James is his wet skeleton.
4:39 AM: I'm just going to take this moment to plug my merch again, if you want a t-shirt DM me.
5:21 AM: Is life really just the road to death? Do we live to live or do we live to die?
7:32 AM: JUST WOKE UP AND GOT KICKED OUT FROM BEHIND THE COUNTER MEANING THE CHALLENGE IS OFFICIALLY OVER!!! 24 HOURS IN STEVIE COMPLETE, IT WAS LIT!!! I DONT THINK I WILL EVER PSYCHOLOGICALLY RECOVER FROM LAST NIGHT!!! IF U WANT TO SEE ME DO 24 HOURS IN DECAFE NEXT MAKE SURE TO DROP A LIKE AND FOLLOW ME!! BROBIE OUT!!
