by Ebun Lawore, Bad Habits Editor
Anyone still looking for a couples costume? Please stop. I’m begging you. Through your coordination not only does your love fail to shine through, your marital problems become all the more obvious. Fineeeee, if you wanna be more self aware (or oblivious, depending on how you see it) here are some couples costumes for you. Just please remember to burn them before the clock strikes 12.
Nikki and Bear from Obsession – For the girl who definitely understood the movie and the guy who DEFINENTLY didn’t.
Art and Patrick from Challengers – kinda outdated so no one will really care about you but at least you can be toxic in a hot and fun way: and people can 100% tell that you’re looking for a third.
Harley Quinn and the Joker – this lowkey becomes an excuse for the guy to just call his girlfriend stupid the whole night: it’s never too late to save yourself, or realize that you might be a lesbian.
Gru and Vector – Hot.
Ketchup and Mustard – You can actually just wear Oberlin merch for this one and then not only are you ketchup and mustard but also some of the leftover alumni from homecoming that got lost in the sewers.
Juno and Paulie Bleeker – Your girlfriend is a lesbian she just hasn’t told you yet.
The Avocado and the Avocado Pit – I’m so fucking hungry maybe we should go to uptown after the party.
Jake and Trixie from Subway Surfers – Your. Girlfriend. Is. a. Lesbian.
Cat and Jade from Victorious – Maybe you could celebrate the child in you tonight even though the adult you is making horrible decisions.
Mario and Luigi – They’re literally brothers but maybe let's let y’all be weird like that.
Remy and Linguini – If you feel the need to advertise who's topping who tonight.
