Dining Complaints (A Desperate Plea)

by Sasha Kolb

*To the tune of All I Want For Christmas Is You*

I don’t want a lot for Christmas

There is just one thing I need

There are just two things I need

There are just three things I need

There are just four things I need

There are just FIVE things I need

Rat grill please come back…

All I want for Christmas is…

Burritooooooooo… (breakfast…)

(Piano solo)

I don’t want a lot for Christmas,

Peps and onions in my mouth (my mouuuuuuth)

French toast sticks fresh and delicious

Dill pickles to not run out

AVI please hear my prayer

English muffins please come back

A month of tenders come and gone

A buffaloless heart attack…

I just want it for us all

A blessing more than ten feet tall

Rat grill come back pleeaaaase

Tortilla sausage egg and CHEEEEEESE