“We’re on the same boat . . . and it’s sinking.”

Your sluggish pace doth fill me with dark woe,

You may find yourself struggling to bring the snack that packs that perfect je ne sais quoi to your superbowl party. If so, look no further!

“ We all miss her, but she’s very busy excelling over at Oberlin. She just got an A on her midterm for ‘Dire Straights: Heterosexual Anxiety in Climate Apocalypse Fiction’,”