NEW POPTROPICA UPDATE!!!
by Xander Mroczek, Contributor
With the unfortunate shutdown of Adobe Flash back in 2020, many beloved internet games were removed for good. A prime example was Poptropica, a point and click adventure that had you hopping to different themed islands helping people with their problems. But when Flash shut down, so did those islands. 80% of the game’s content was purged when they had to move to a new format.
UNTIL NOW! BECAUSE I HAVE CREATED A NEW MULTIMEDIA SOFTWARE PLATFORM CALLED ADOBE SMASH, AND THE FIRST THING I DID, WAS ADD HUNDREDS OF NEW POPTROPICA ISLANDS! HERE ARE SOME EXAMPLES:
Money Laundering Island
Take over an old laundromat, send illegal earnings through the business, and deposit them into a clean bank account to climb the ranks in the criminal world!
Corporate Cubicle Worker Island
Work a grueling, draining 9-5 office worker job with horrible pay and a passive aggressive boss on this island! Sorry, no breaking out of the matrix in this one!
George Orwell’s 1984 Island
Remember when Poptropica would collab with books like Diary of a Wimpy Kid or Big Nate? Well, we have a collab too! Boot up this island inspired by George Orwell’s 1984 for a fun dystopian adventure!
Midsommar Island
We have movie collabs too! Try out Midsommar Island, where you accidentally stumble across a Swedish midsummer festival, and must escape a cult completing violent ritualistic ceremonies under the eternal sun! Complete the island to unlock Dani’s ceremonial flower dress!
Microtransaction Island
We gotta make our money somehow! Unlock this island for 2.99, the story for 3.99, the movement controls for 1.99, the NPCs for 0.99, and more! Much more!
AI Island
To keep up with modern technology, we decided to create an island entirely generated by ChatGPT! Each time you load it up, it's a whole new adventure! Try it out and see what GPT generates for you, but don’t be surprised if you find it unnervingly familiar! We still don’t know how it figures out your online habits.
*Still in beta testing, EXTREMELY unplayable
Interesting Invention Island
Travel back to the 1890’s, and help Dr. Nathaniel Rosenau create his wonderful invention of the filing cabinet, revolutionizing office efficiency!
DMV Island
I dare you to try and get that license renewed!
